Squeezing the void
November 2, 2006
Hola. We´re just back from a week trekking in a national park in Patagonia. Unreal world down here. We walked 85km all in, and some days we hardly saw anyone else.
The weather was bonkers. Blazing sun for five minutes, then a blizzard of huge snowflakes. Then freezing rain, then sun. As we walked, we`d see avalanches tumbling down the mountains on either side.
Nights were Baltic. We had to sleep in all our clothes. Our toes were saved only by ingenious sock-layering techniques. Supplies ran low. When the rice ran out we ate porridge. When the porridge ran out we ate a small Chilean child who had the misfortune to stumble across our path.
Jenny´s feet fell to pieces on the third day. She had bits of plastic bottle tied to her ancles with strips of bin bag in order to protect her blisters and swollen bits. She kept begging me to leave her and save myself. I think she thought she was Joe Simpson off Touching The Void.
The walk ended up at a glacier that spilled down between two mountain ranges. We stayed above it in a deserted camp site, just us and a couple of mates. It was pretty special. Camera´s still broken, but here are some shots off t`internet.
After having no contact with the outside world for a week it´s depressing to come back and read the news, which seems unbearably grim. After the peace of that park, surrounded by chunks of rock and ice that are bigger than anything man has ever built and older than our species, I feel ashamed when I read that 50 people were killed yesterday in Iraq, and I feel sick when I see that it warranted almost no coverage in the media.
Tonight we`re getting on that container ship that will take us into northern Chile via the Pacific Ocean. It´s already delayed because of storm warnings, so it may be a rough passage. But if anything´s going to make me spew I´d rather it was a choppy ocean than what I read in the news.






November 2, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Fantastic!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2006 at 1:44 pm
that was a big chunk of awesome you just wrote their kid..top banana.
November 9, 2006 at 11:59 am
Wow…..pshew…..man…..jeeeeez. Speechless.
The stuff you and jenny are seeing, nicker…and the stuff all of us back here are missing… Love you, bfm xxxxx
ps i met David Hasselhoff at a party on Monday night. Proper chatted to him and everything. That is all.
November 27, 2006 at 10:18 am
easy pals. sounds like you are having a proper great time. was thinking about you earlier – things here are okay. work work work… i’m off to miami next week. for work.
otherthan that, it’s cold, wet and miserable, and i have given up using capital letters.
where’s next then? an update is overdue!
lots of love,
sarah.
December 6, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Isn’t google imagesearch great? Soon you will be able to check my own blog detailing my scaling of everest/walking the length of the great wall/standing on top of the pyramids etc.
Own up Nick – you’re in Chiswick aren’t you?
December 12, 2006 at 4:47 pm
I’m with Lexi on this one. I shall shortly be updating my own blog of my christmas trip to China with the help of imagesearch…
Update already, Nicker! What’s the hold-up? We know you’ve been in Sydney for over a week now so unless both you and Jennybox are dressed as elves and trapped in a shopping centre all the hours god sends, you have no excuse…
Kkxx
ps you’re missing an horrific battle for Xmas No.1 here between Girls Aloud and some awful french nigerian fella singing the word ‘Chacarron’ repeatedly. These are exciting times…
December 28, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Oi bruv.
i’m off to germany for nye – wherever you both are for yours, i wish you a very happy 2007 – and let’s meet up somewhere… it’s a big world, but small too..
shiraz